Technical Support


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CS Rep: LOVE Technical Support.
Customer: I’m not very technical, but I think I can do it if you talk me through. I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

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CS Rep: It depends. What programs are running?
Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs will prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
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Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should see a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

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Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed now?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART’s in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that mean?

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CS Rep: Don’t worry, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?
Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

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Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves into my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…
Customer: Yes?

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CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help!
~by Jeffrey S. Davis~

PASSWORD RESET SCENARIO

Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”

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“Sorry, too few characters.”

pretty roses

“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”

1 pretty rose

“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”

1prettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”

1*uckingprettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”

1*******prettyrose

“Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.”

1*uckingPrettyRose

“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”

1*uckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYour*ssIfYouDon’tGiveMeA ccessRight*uckingNow.

“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”

1*uckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYour*ssIfYouDontGiveMeAc cessRight*uckingNow

“Sorry, that password is already in use.”

 

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3 thoughts on “Technical Support

    • A beautiful and loving life is a natural part of our existence and begins first and foremost with acceptance and love for self… for what we have within is what we then give out. Allow love first as your foundation and all life will experience that love.

      When we recognize our innate love, wisdom and power, we become the conscious and privileged custodians of our wondrous earth. This orb is more than just our home, it is a vast, interactive and amazing classroom of incredible proportions.

      As we move in cycle upon cycle of cosmic grace, throughout our particular galaxy and beyond, we awaken to the reality that we are intricately woven into the very fabric of life itself. No thing can exist without the other while experiencing this physical realm.

      We are all very complex beings and this includes our beloved earth. The planet we live on is a sentient, vibrant and living consciousness. Don’t believe this is so? Try living without the animal, plant and mineral kingdom’s contributions. From the air we breathe, soil we walk upon and water we drink, everything we require to sustain life comes from this same life. The intelligence necessary to keep this system in balance is beyond any concept we can grasp.

      At the same time, there is a simplicity to the intricacy that defies logic and gives meaning to the word elegance. Let us open our hearts and allow the dance of love to permeate all life. Nature calls to us once again and reminds us of the beauty held within all kingdoms – animal, plant and mineral. Each in its rightful place and together they combine into a symphony of exquisite melody.

      Loving earth is as vital as loving ourselves.

      Happy Global Love Day!

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